Because I have encountered so many important people in my life, I had to use a psyuedonym. I once dated Elvis, dated someone in the New Orleans mafia, and met Bill Cosby, Norm Crosby, Frank Sinatra, Jr and Frank Sr., was friends with Imelda and Ferdinand Marcos and a host of others. In fact, it's how I met my husband whose family is royal in the Philippines.
Tell me, do you think you can learn my identity?